Sonntag, 28. August 2011

The Talking American Cookie & The Hungry Jelly Duck



Today I ate an American Cookie.
Well, believe it or not: I can talk with cookies. With American Cookies.
Yeah, we had a nice dialogue (the American Cookie started to talk when I took him out of the cookie jar):

>Back then...

>When?

>When somebody baked me...

>What happened?

>The somebody who baked me... she said something about Jelly Ducks.

>What are Jelly Ducks?

>A yummy snack. I recommend to eat it after dinner and not at dinner.

>Why?

>Because the Jelly Duck would have dinner, too at that time and would eat you.

>How do you know about the Jelly Duck?

>I've told you...

>What?

>I've told you, that the somebody who baked me told that to me.

>Would the Jelly Duck eat me after dinner?

>No. After dinner it usually sleeps.

>Usually...